Adult Baby Jesus
Laura sent me this ridiculous and awesome Jesus tattoo. As you guys might know, I am kind of obsessed with Zombie Jesus tattoos. This one isn't Zombie Jesus, it's Adult Baby Jesus. I looked around for similar tattoos and could find NOTHING. This tattoo is in a category of it's own!
Labels: awful tattoos, jesus
your early morning crap: presidental tattoo
It's a little late to be early morning crap, but I wanted to stick with a theme. Here's a tattoo to commemorate this historic date. A god awful tattoo of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan.
If you have an awful tattoo, feel free to contact alice@vivalavinyl.org and she'll try to get to it.
Labels: awful tattoos, earlymorningcrap
Fahrenhoot 451
The final reader submission of the day comes from Kim, who was lucky enough to have Uncle Allan do this piece at the Evian Tattoo Show 2008.
Labels: Uncle Allan
your early morning crap: frat dolphin
This dolphin is member of a fraternity and obviously is into some major kush here. Wicked tribal, brah. He spends his day in his shitty recliner likely watching Old School with his other dolphin brahs. They all have tribal tattoos and love beer bongs.
This falls under the "it's so ridiculous it's awesome" category. Let's just call the AKH part awful, but the dolphin kinda awesome. I give you, your early morning crap...
If you have an awful tattoo, feel free to contact alice@vivalavinyl.org and she'll try to get to it.
your early morning crap: lion!
Roar... this sucks!
If you have an awful tattoo, feel free to contact alice@vivalavinyl.org and she'll try to get to it.
Labels: animals, awful tattoos, earlymorningcrap
HootOut At The OK Corral
Hoot Stroke
If You Can't Take The Hoot, Get Out Of The Kitchen
Bad straightedge tattoos volume one: text
I have a confession to make. I secretly love bad straightedge tattoos (maybe because I am straightedge? probably because they are just goofy). I actually secretly love all bad tattoos, that's why I do this blog. But I have a special soft spot in my heart for three x's that are stick-and-poked into someone's ankle. Many people get them, many people regret them later, but they are still awesome. These abominations, however, are not so awesome. Behold: the bad straightedge tattoos, volume one.
Bad font, bad linework, bad coloring, bad placement, just a generally bad idea.
Ditto! Only worse.
Why did he decide to put the text in a pool of water? I don't understand!
And finally- starship troopers straight edge dude. I have to admit this is actually pretty awesome, because I too love science fiction and not drinking. I hope this guy had a sense of humor about what he was doing, because that instantly turns this questionable tattoo into a hilarious and rad one.
If you have any regrettable edge tattoos (or any other kind of regrettable tattoo, for that matter) feel free to email me: alice@vivalavinyl.org.
your early morning crap: wizard!
I know how much Alice just loves wizard tattoos. Here's one to get your day going.
If you have an awful tattoo, feel free to contact alice@vivalavinyl.org and she'll try to get to it.
Labels: awful tattoos, earlymorningcrap, wizards
It is never good... the "taz tattoo"
If there is ever a terrible god damn tattoo that people get, it's that piece of garbage "Taz" tattoo. For some reason or another the Warner Bros. Tasmanian devil has become one of the more well known shitstorms of ink pounded into the skin of the willing. I am unsure if it's some need to feel as if the person getting the tattoo is "wild and crazy" or some true love for the actual character. Nonetheless it is almost always an awful tattoo and unfortunately tends to be a "first" choice for a lot of people. All my searching on the internet found so many people saying that their Taz tattoo was their first and how much they loved it. I think it falls under the cheap flash art that on a dare someone finally gets to impress others. Now we look further into the lexicon of tattoo art and discover together this craptastic series of tattoos.
Labels: awful tattoos, taz